Jesus, it's only the biggest God-damn hole in the world

Did you know El Pollo Loco doesnt serve beef? Either does Chik-fila or what ever it is called. I love beef. I wish it didnt have such a bad rap. The bf can realy Q up some meat, tri tip, burgers, the best I tell ya. He's a grillin' SOB.

Nobody beats his meat.

I just returned from the Grand Canyon. It is grand, even in the tourist spots. I went with the bro and the wife and their boys. I have girls. Boys are so different. I guess you get used to what you have and deal with it. I wouldnt know what to do with boys. They are obsessed with every sound and smell their butts make, every thing that comes out of their noses, ass, and ears. Very sense oriented. And loud. Boys are loud and physical. Mix in a bunch of smelly bodily sounds and nose pickings and "ewwee grooooooossses" well, it is totally foreign to me.

My 9 year old nephew now has video of him peeing off the side of the canyon. Girls cant do that. And girls usually dont roll into fits of laughter at the nasty grossness that they remove from their nostrils. Nor do they chase each other around jamming the infested finger at the other yelling "Dude, this booger is huge, look!" And girls dont talk about their balls or dingle berries. Boys, in the over all scheme, might be easier emotionally, but I like my girls. I love my nephews, but for me I'd rather deal with clothes issues and drama, then the smells and debris that boys so proudly display.

I dont know how many times I heard "Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke" . The weekend, might be over, but it will live on. I had a great time with them and lots of giggles and new memories that we wont soon forget.