Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Coffee and Whitening Strips

So the other morning I was home whitening my teeth while drinking coffee. Actually, I woke up showered brushed flossed and did the strips. Then the coffee. Warning: never, I repeat NEVER take those things out and want to drink your coffee so bad that you take a giant swig of your coffee with that shit still coating your teeth. Why? Ok this might be kinda gross ok it is really gross but it was like a very unexpected hot rush of male ejaculate washing down my throat! I literally gag as I was so shocked.

This is my public service message to you.


You're welcome.

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