Thursday, May 28, 2009
If you had a pig, what would you name it?
Lance. I love names with the letter "C" in them
On which side is your toilet paper in your bathroom?
Right side, I prefer toilet paper to roll down
Lamps or Ceiling Lights?
I am picky about what I turn on... Lamps are worth the work.
North Pole or Equator?
Is this a trick question? North side of the Equator
Favorite type of Poker Game?
Ever played Egyptian Rat Screw?
No, not yet. But with a name like that...
Favorite Book Series, Saga, Trilogy, etc?
Jackie Collins - The Santangelo Series
Pick One: Quiz, Trivia, Poll, Survey?
Survey, Rhymes with Scurvy, well it doesnt rhyme but... well
Which is worse: finger prick or a shot?
nobody really likes a prick
Ever shined a flashlight in your eye?
never. that is just on the crazy side
When was the last time you fell over?
Im not in the habit of such a thing, so I cant accurately say
What do you do when it snows?
Turn off the TV and head outside
Name a Random Vegetable.
What do you think would happen if a pig ate sunscreen?
You wouldn't get crispy bacon
Elf ears or a witch nose?
strap-ons are exciting, eh?
Do you do the mash potato?
no, i just eat them with butter
Love at first sight: Possible?
Yes. In fact dessert is something easy to love at first sight.
Are you a graduate?
Yep. A smart won two.
Favorite Harrison Ford?
? This is an incomplete question. Hairstyle? Pants? Meal? Color?
in everything you do. Except poop
What type of device are you using right now? (Laptop, Macbook, PC, etc)
Fingers. All of them and they are coming in 'handy'
Is Google your homepage
No. Yahoo. but I love The Google
Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, Bebo, etc. Which is best?
Bebo? What is that? I like good 'ol texting
Old and boney
High Profile Escort.
How much do you perspire?
Depends on how much I am perspiring
Would you perform on Broadway?
Perform what? Fellatio? Never. Not Ever.
Would you perform in a Commercial?
Only if it involved wax
Would you perform in the Superbowl?
Is this really on option?
What's your meaning in life?
This survey and making deviled eggs
an erupting STD. An itchy one.
Do you participate in Hanukkah?
No. I'm not even black
Define Rap in two words.
What is the difference in a fruit and a vegetable?
Some stuff and seeds and seasons and how they grow and if kids like 'em or not.
What is your IQ?
Cleary, it's very hi.
In this decade, Knocked up. but only because i can watch it more than once
How do you exert the most energy?
By flexing my cunt muscle. It is a well known fact.
Pineapple reminds you of...
Pineapple, they are eerily the same
On a scale of one to penguin, how random are YOU?
Thanks. I prefer a lot of ice.