Thursday, March 12, 2009

There's a Bustle in My Hedgerow


I watched the ever great The Song Remains the Same documentary on PLDHD channel. I was just mindin' my own business making dinner and sought out some HD goodness. And goodness I got.

Me and my bff used to get dropped off to see Led Zeppelin's The Song Remains the Same at a Midnight movie, meaning we weren't driving so it had to be early eighties. We loved Zeppelin and namely, Robert Plant, he totally looked like a girl from behind, but front side jones, He was a Stairway to Heaven.

My bff had posters of him in her room and you cant help but notice the bulge in his pants. It was as signature as his lovely locks. We often referred to it as his big meaty cock. It was a topic we talked about as young girls, ever curious. It's been said to be 10 inches....

I was in 8th grade when John Bonham died and months later John Lennon died. That was 1980. What a shame to have not been able to have the chance to ever see them live. But as I watched The Song Remains the Same (1976) it reminded me of what truly great artists they all are.

I wonder who today will go down in history as a great artist. Rhianna and Chris Brown. Yeah....not. What do you think?

And what happened to the great bulges? Can anyone supply any fresh posters of this on any one worthy? All we ever get anymore is a bunch of T & A.

Let's bring back big meaty cocks!






11 comments:

Cunning_Linguist said...

Don't blame me, I'm still saving up to buy that billboard on the corner of Santa Monica and Wilthsire. Who am I to deprive the world of a close-up that which is indeed a "Big Cunning Meaty Cock". That's trademarked...don't use that.

I just have to figure out who exactly would join me in paying to put the face of a rooster on a billboard. Pardon me while I give KFC a call.

Wow, that was awkward said...

I think it is cool that kids today actually listen to and like bands like Zepplin, Stones, Who, Petty, ACDC, etc. They are timeless. I can't think of anyone today that can fit the bill. And don't tell me DMB or Coldplay. Pah-leeeze.

Besides you just like the cock.

Nice Peace of Buddhy said...

CL: Nobody said anything about farm animals. And it's your fault, still.

WOW: I would have loved Zeppelin without the bulge.

Does anyone really listen to Cockplay, I mean Coldplay?

Compulsively Yours...for now said...

um, I LOVE cockplay.

or maybe i just need some cock play time.

let me consult The Google and get back to you concerning the matter.

Anonymous said...

Robert Plant... Ahhhh the good ol days. Loved the tribute. Loved the memories. I've more to say, but have to deal with fam time so will call you bout this. I love you! stacey

Fu Manchu Dad said...

I have The Song Remains the Same in my CD player in the car right now. It's gratifying to get in the car after my 16 year old has just borrowed it, only to find disc 1 loaded and blasting loud when I start the car. Makes me feel like I raised 'em right.
FMD

Nice Peace of Buddhy said...

Google Goddess: I know you love cockplay. Please tell me you have had some success.

Stacey: Didnt get that call from you... Remember when you would changed the words and record it and make everyone listen to it? Gold.

FMD: There is something great about your kids loving the music you do. My girls love Queen and Metallica as well as what's popular now, but Song Remains the Same is great rock out music while driving 90 mph in your parents car.

Compulsively Yours...for now said...

well i tried to get a fat pregnant chick to give me a little luvin last night and the beyotch turned me down so yeah i am still waiting......

Clyde said...

So, you dont have to be able to sing---your music can be shit, but if you have a big dick, you can be a star
Ok

Memphis Steve said...

Bulges went out when Mtv was bought out by Viacomm, that giant corporate satanic soul-sucking empire of bipolar rollercoaster madness owned by Sumner Redstone. So if you are unhappy with the state of modern music and the lack of manly bulges then you need to go to NYC and pay a visit to the office of Sumner Redstone. Make some excuse, any excuse, to get into his office and meet him face-to-face. And then, once the doors are closed and the two of you are alone, beat the living shit out of that old fucker. He's just pure evil.

Maureen said...

Steve: Small weenies make you evil, there has to be nothing worse then KNOWING you have the tiniest dick on the block... how does one make thru? If I could kick his ass I would.