Showing posts with label rattlesnakes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rattlesnakes. Show all posts

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Chickity Chinese the Chinese Chicken

I took my girls to have Chinese food last night. We haven't had an extreme dose of MSG in some time and since it's national CBJ week, (dont worry BF, I'm serious) the cravings are as bad as the mood swings.

(and the CBJ's are to die for)

The place that we went is a little strip mall joint that has been there for 20 plus years. The owner, Chinese, 40 or so guy, has the deepest voice I have ever heard on a Chinese guy. And his name is Gary. He says Yeah! a lot.

Livi tried to order a Dr. Pepper from the Chinese lady and she could barely speak soft drink language. She questioned her about a Dr. Pepsi. So we all just nodded and took what we got. Haley got a Diet Pepsi and my green tea was an iced tea, eehhhh, it worked.

We filled up on crab less crab puffs, seems they left the crab out because of food allergies some years ago. okay. Who left the crabs out? Who?

My fortune read as this "For hate is never conquered by hate. Hate is conquered by love. In Bed.
Good one. And why does my daughter know that? she is the one that started it. Kids today.

I had a dream that i was doing cartwheels and was wheelin' over baby rattlesnakes. I remember having to rush to get to the end of the grass and walk down the stairs. After i made it down the stairs seems I had to hide from some mobster style people. In a old dirty car. What does it mean? What does a snake in the grass really mean? It cant be good, because I felt nervous and anxious about getting to the end.

I actually encountered a rattlesnake once, I was out in the desert and had to pee so I saw these boulders that looked like a perfect spot. As soon as I assumed the squat, I heard the rattle. I had ninja like reactions and friggin bailed. Talk about a sudden urge for number 2....

My bestest attituded daughter, Haley, Miss 14, wants to get her "Monroe" pierced. I was just told it feels like biting through your lip. That made me queasy. I'll let her know about that. It seems I want to let her do it. But I'm not sure, she is young and WANTS whatever she can have. I dont want her to get addicted to piercing and body modifications so early. She is too young to know who she is still. Some scars dont go away.

Get out the special sauce and have seconds.